fatman

By the way, because of all this excellent food, I am actually LOSING weight. I have lost about 3 kilos, I reckon. I have eaten nothing but Chinese food for 2 weeks. Alright, I had Haagen-Dazs twice, but apart from that...

By going easy on the rice and noodles, I have effectively been doing a super tasty Atkins diet for 2 weeks. But with lots of beer.

Many of my acquaintances are familiar with/bored of hearing about my Elizabeth Tayloresque rollercoaster ride of weight loss and weight gain. Chinese Atkins is the way to go - remember, you heard about it here first.